Top Tens
We’ve added some of our favourites from the book here for you. Full details of all of the origins of all of these can be found in the book - and there are plenty more where they came from:
- Pleasant Titty and her Bosom Chums ↓
- So Long, Suckers: An Oral Survey ↓
- Private Functions ↓
- Crazy Name, Crazy Guy ↓
- Good Sports ↓
Pleasant Titty and her Bosom Chums
- Pleasant Titty
- Elizabeth Nipple
- Jane Breast
- Tits Tillies
- Mary Ann Boobs
- Seymour Bust
- Ellen Victoria Tits
- Doris Topless
- Triphena Bosom
- Lucy Mammary
So Long, Suckers: An Oral Survey
- Dick Blower
- Connie Linger
- Henrietta Cock
- Sarah Swallows
- Fanny Goodhead
- Margaret Oral
- Rosetta Peniss
- Suca Prick
- Matilda Suckcock
- Fanny Gobble
Private Functions
- Zenobia Urine
- Florence May Pee
- Cornelius Crap
- Urina Buckett
- Abraham Pooh
- Lou Roll
- Thomas Turd
- Farty Gladwish
- Ulalia Tinkle
- Selina Bidet
Crazy Name, Crazy Guy
- John Mental
- Nutty Haddock
- Alice Crackers
- Mad Hatter
- Batty Treasure
- John Idiot
- William Joseph Lunatick Rogers
- George Mad
- Bernard Daft Butler
- Elizabeth Barmy
Good Sports
- William Snooker
- Urban Wicket
- Tennis Bust
- Fanny Golf
- Dan Darts
- Bartholemew Cricket
- Sarah Googly
- Rugby Thrower
- Thomas Tenpin
- Francois Croquet
The first ever book to document the most unusual, hilarious, silly and downright ridiculous names that have existed in Britain in the last millennium.
Paperback £6.99